Spit Or Swallow’s tongue has been cut.

Due to unforeseen, sad circumstances that involve narrow-minded people you can’t really say no to anyway, I am moving Spit Or Swallow and renaming it (don’t tell my mother, please).

Here’s the link to Spit Or Swallow’s new home, and have yourself some Riot Creme:

http://vivienlopezriotcreme.wordpress.com/

Thank you very much, my dear followers. I do miss reading your content and sharing what I can offer.

Sincerely yours,
Vivien Marie Lopez
The Saliva of the now impotent Spit Or Swallow
Squeezer of the newborn Riot Creme

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More Spit at Spit Or Swallow

Spit Or Swallow re-introduces a rather late bloomer of a limb called To Spit: Random Rants.

Why they are random is entirely the fault of every stimulus that‘s suitably rantable (is there such a word?), especially in a time when every meal has a corresponding Instagram picture and every teen with a bathroom mirror and a camera phone immediately launches countless camwhored albums. To Spit is the author‘s equivalent to that. To be exact, they are the author‘s rather lengthy Facebook posts, because she can neither take a good picture of mouthwatering food nor take pictures of herself with her own cellphone to flood her timeline with.

Yes, they are personally honest and critical, and the author hopes that no one is to be offended except those who need such. Feel free to talk back. After all, they are the author‘s coffee conversation starters without the coffee shop. They also represent what a friend of the author‘s might tell you if you ask what she‘d be like.

Consider To Spit as the author in the act of taking her clothes off.

So bare with me.

Thank you very much and regards 🙂

Truly yours,

Vivien

Saliva at Spit Or Swallow

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Two Awards. Sweet.

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These awards were given to me by one person, an amazing WordPress blogger, Rebecca Dawn, so I would like to take this opportunity to thank her for continuing to read my work and inspiring me to write more. Writing for oneself is one thing – but seeing that your words got across and shared with another person through reading is like having a very honest conversation with a friend.

I’d disregard a few rules (well, most of the rules) about award-giving and I’ll go directly to nominating these fascinating and provocative bloggers, whom I very much enjoy following:

http://25pesocupnoodles.wordpress.com/

http://35andupcynicismonhold.wordpress.com/

http://inkineticapoetry.wordpress.com/

http://rkhouse.wordpress.com/

http://batopik.wordpress.com/

http://sasaliwngawit.wordpress.com/

http://farrahgeorgescu.wordpress.com/

http://manulnulat.wordpress.com/

http://thydailyramblings.wordpress.com/

http://gladiuspoeticus.wordpress.com/

http://t33t.wordpress.com/

http://justshutterup.wordpress.com/

http://seriouslyrebecca.wordpress.com/

http://theothersideofugly.com/

Blog of the Year 2012 Award

Blog of the Year 2012 Award

Once again, the Saliva of SPIT OR SWALLOW is orgasmic.
It’s the Blog Of The Year 2012 Award!

This award is given by Rebecca Dawn of Prince Charming Isn’t Here. Thank you very much!

HERE ARE MY NOMINEES:

http://25pesocupnoodles.wordpress.com/

http://35andupcynicismonhold.wordpress.com/

http://inkineticapoetry.wordpress.com/

http://rkhouse.wordpress.com/

http://batopik.wordpress.com/

http://sasaliwngawit.wordpress.com/

http://farrahgeorgescu.wordpress.com/

http://manulnulat.wordpress.com/

http://thydailyramblings.wordpress.com/

http://gladiuspoeticus.wordpress.com/

http://t33t.wordpress.com/

http://justshutterup.wordpress.com/

http://seriouslyrebecca.wordpress.com/

Do you know a blog that deserves an award?

Do you have special blogs that you love to read?

Which blogs do you bookmark and follow?

Would you like to give them an award this year?

Then the ‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award is for you!

The ‘rules’ for this award are simple:

1 Select the blog(s) you think deserve the ‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award

2 Write a blog post and tell us about the blog(s) you have chosen – there’s no minimum or maximum number of blogs required – and ‘present’ them with their award.

3 Please include a link back to this page ‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award – http://thethoughtpalette.co.uk/our-awards/blog-of-the-year-2012-award/ and include these ‘rules’ in your post (please don’t alter the rules or the badges!)

4 Let the blog(s) you have chosen know that you have given them this award and share the ‘rules’ with them

5 You can now also join our Facebook group – click ‘like’ on this page ‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award Facebook group and then you can share your blog with an even wider audience

6 As a winner of the award – please add a link back to the blog that presented you with the award – and then proudly display the award on your blog and sidebar … and start collecting stars…

Yes – that’s right – there are stars to collect!

Unlike other awards which you can only add to your blog once – this award is different!

When you begin you will receive the ‘1 star’ award – and every time you are given the award by another blog – you can add another star!

There are a total of 6 stars to collect.

Which means that you can check out your favourite blogs – and even if they have already been given the award by someone else – you can still bestow it on them again and help them to reach the maximum 6 stars!

‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award Badges

Here are the six badges for you to collect – you can either ‘swop’ your badge for the next one each time you are given the award – or even proudly display all six badges if you are lucky enough to be presented with the award six times!

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‘Blog of the Year 2012’ Award – thumbnails

Here are the 6 awards in thumbnail size for your sidebar – feel free to Right Click and save any of the images on this page:

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One Lovely Blog Award for Spit Or Swallow

One Lovely Blog Award for Spit Or Swallow

I got nominated by Rebecca Dawn for One Lovely Blog Award.

which means this blog is not just seducing strangers and  fucking around, it’s making love, and its word semen got swallowed. And it’s spectacularly heartwarming, like an afterglow.

The thing about writing is it’s very exclusive, personal. Everyone has something to say about something, and everyone has their own plate of words, but as Stephen King included in his book once, “It is the tale, not he, who tells it.” It’s not about the author; it’s about the story of the world, in the vocabulary ammo of the writer.

Writing is a lonely hobby; and unlike music and visual arts, it takes a very specific audience who will appreciate your own take on whatever shit that has been reused, reduced and recycled too many times, in different times. Not everyone reads; not everyone will spend their minutes on poetry and word crap. When the radio plays ear candy, when walls and billboards and galleries flash sight showbiz, it’s instant and innate – people hear even if they don’t listen, people see, people stare.

When people see text, they usually go TL;DR. When it comes to reading, it takes a want, an urge, a determination, a curiosity, an eagerness. It takes patience.

So THANK YOU VERY MUCH READERS, for taking the time to move your eyes through my poems and tales.

This is what I did when I saw the nomination:

1. Display the award logo somewhere on the blog.
2. Link back to the blog of the person who nominated you.
3. State 7 things about yourself.
4. Nominate 15 other bloggers for the award and provide links to their blogs.
5. Notify those bloggers that they have been nominated and of the award’s requirements.

So. Seven Things About Myself? Here goes. (Skip this part, really, it’s not important.)
(And, why seven?)

1.
I’m blissfully, sexily engaged with the most wonderful man in the whole universe. The Eros-bound Envelopes are actual letters, poems, and Facebook posts  for him. ❤

2.
My first short story was written when I was in first grade, and it was entitled The Princess and the Mango Tree. The first song that I wrote, SUNSHINE PIGS, was a sort-of nursery rhyme I made when I was in second grade because I wanted to tease a fat classmate.

3.
My singing voice sucketh to the nth level, and I’m pitch-deaf. But yes, I will sing for the world even if it sounds like a recitation.

4.
I’m an occasional ramp model, and I love nude modeling the most because it’s when the clothes do not matter, when nothing is covered with the pretenses of fashion; it’s only you and the human anatomy.

(omfg I don’t know what else to spill)

5.
The only stuff I can cook are instant noodles and microwave popcorn.

6.
I’m underweight and I look anorexic, but I really eat a lot. Seriously, I’m a glutton.

(AND ONE LAST)

7.

I think Facebook is overrated but if you want to know more about me, you can subscribe to my public updates. Or not.

AND FOR MY NOMINEES, YOU CAN STARE AND STALK AND OGLE AND WHISTLE AT THESE BEAUTIFUL BLOGS ALL DAY AND HAVE WORDGASMS AND WRITER WET DREAMS AS FREQUENTLY AS YOU LIKE:

http://poetryofamadman.wordpress.com/

http://fearthelioninme.com/

http://clotildajamcracker.wordpress.com/

http://gladiuspoeticus.wordpress.com/

http://walubengoden.wordpress.com/

http://rcgale.com/

http://retconpoet.wordpress.com/

http://urbanwallart.wordpress.com/

http://rkhouse.wordpress.com/

http://saltedcupcake.wordpress.com/

http://mydomainpvt.wordpress.com/

http://danieljdavis.wordpress.com/

http://hellisafourletterword.wordpress.com/

http://cherylmoore.wordpress.com/

http://deanjbaker.wordpress.com/

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Yours truly,

Vivien Marie Lopez

The Writing Witch

Spit Or Swallow

The Lung Opener

Dear Reader.

Ladies and gentlemen, the author wishes to thank everyone who dropped by, followed, liked, and read SPIT OR SWALLOW.

To write everyday is not easy. As a writer, I always wish to be able to convey to the world what my head and soul have already expressed in my dreams, in impulsive contemplation, and in quiet soliloquies.

There are days when I think that I’m uninspired and then acknowledge that it is an inspiration in itself, and I get to write something complete out of it. And then, there are times when there are so many ideas in my mind at once and I cannot share them one by one, cannot create a worthy tale or verse.

These days, I cannot write inside my room anymore – the monsters under my bed are silent, and the cradle of my comfort zone is not sufficient anymore. These days, I write with a cup of coffee, random sheets of paper, my cellphone, and a bustling crowd around me as I observe, and again daydream and contemplate.

In that process, I wish to incorporate what I have seen and learned, how I see the world, how the world sees me, and how we all look at each other like mirrors, to what I bleed and cry and shit and come in ink.

Yes, writing is a lonely hobby. And whatever comes out of that, I am glad and grateful for the appreciation, support, critique and feedback.

GRAZIE TANTO, GRACIAS, ARIGATO, MERCI BEAUCOUP, THANK YOU, AND MARAMING SALAMAT PO.

Seed (c) 2012 by Vivien Marie Lopez. To be posted as a new header but apparently the dimensions aren’t right. 😐

Welcome, the Calm and the Restless.

Boys and girls, consider this a precaution.

This blog will not tell you which party to go next, what to wear, how to look, who to act like, why life is a bitch and who else is, what did Rihanna and Katy Perry did this week, what’s in the top 40, or what’s to give a fuck about, so if you’re searching the web for anything fancy, type another web address and go on with life.

This is a mere collection of the scattered thoughts and affect and whines and whims and words of a young adult who has been writing crap in verse or otherwise and has been sketching pus in ink all throughout life.

If you’re lost, just follow this guide:

Poetry Pornography

All my poetic offerings since the year 2012.

The Slut and the Shakes

A set of short stories and poems. Work in progress.

The Eros-Bound Envelopes

A series of love poems crafted for my twin soul.

The Pubescent Phantasm

Written work when I was in my puberty stage.

The Ten Plagues

How will you interpret the 10 plagues courtesy of the most best-selling book in the world? Here’s mine, in poem form.

NaPoWriMo 2013

My entries for NaPoWriMo 2013. One poem a day in one month.

Prose Petals

Random thoughts born from this thing we call life.

Licking Lyrics

Because I can write songs even though my voice sucks.

The Agent Provocateur

A five-part poem divided by the senses (although I believe there are more than five of them).

The Crackwhore’s Pillbox

When medicine becomes a metaphor.

The Lung Opener

A Weebly blog I have taken for granted.

Swallow

Particularly events involving the local scene (especially when I’m involved).

Spit

Facebook posts/tantrums.

Devoid Drawings

When it does not work well with words.

Placebic Photos

Pictures from my adventures in the fashion/modeling industry.

Booty Calls

Messages from yours truly.

Riot Creme

A link to my transitional blog when all my ideas are so in utero.

ABILIDAD Tees

Custom t-shirts my soulmate and I design and sell.

Envy Tattoo

My twin soul’s art, etched forever on people’s skin.

Yours truly,

Vivien Marie Lopez